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Meet the Hilarious Halo 5 Grunt That Just Can’t Shut Up

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Meet the Hilarious Halo 5 Grunt That Just Can’t Shut Up

This Halo 5 Grunt won’t shut up. He is a never-wavering faucet of inane monologue the world never needed to hear; he is the antithesis of Shakespeare. Listen to him, as he describes basic human drowning as if he were unraveling the secrets of quantum physics. Discover his unending river of consciousness, pondering life’s lamest mysteries and literally getting nowhere with them.

This eleven minutes is revenge for every Grunt life you’ve taken. This is how you will atone – by listening to every mindless thought of every Grunt that has ever existed. We present to you Claptrap and Morgan Freeman combined into the form of a Grunt:

Have you found any more gems like this in Halo 5: Guardians? Or are you too busy hammering out Warzone matches? If so, check out our Warzone strategy tips, and our Wiki for more guides, tips, and everything Halo 5. Or maybe just feast your eyes on some stunning screenshots from the game.

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