You know how in high school you’re sitting at lunch and you watch two of your friends? They’re just talking, saying the most random things, and you’re not entirely sure to call it flirting, fighting, or even speaking English? Well, the Twitter accounts for Assassin’s Creed, Saints Row, and Far Cry decided to flirt with each other and things got…kinda weird. You can see the entire thing on Storify here, but here’s the basics.
Sure, it started normal enough…
.@FarCrygame See, we got told they didn't give a… actually, we'll take your word for it.
— Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed) January 26, 2015
.@assassinscreed @FarCrygame …Gat out of here, honey badgers don't care.
— Doc Ketchum's Saints Row (@SaintsRow) January 26, 2015
And then Saints Row kicked things off.
.@assassinscreed @FarCrygame *Smoothly moves closer.* We are always ready to provide, are you ready to receive? pic.twitter.com/LAV7e6JeFj
— Doc Ketchum's Saints Row (@SaintsRow) January 26, 2015
Ezio was not impressed.
@SaintsRow @FarCrygame Ezio is not impressed. pic.twitter.com/vOAjkK7qdg
— Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed) January 26, 2015
But the Saints never give up.
.@assassinscreed @FarCrygame We can do Italian dinner first, if you insist. Then at night: Rektquiescat in pace? pic.twitter.com/6hA6zOxCwa
— Doc Ketchum's Saints Row (@SaintsRow) January 26, 2015
Eventually, things get weirder.
.@assassinscreed @FarCrygame Mi amore, that is not how babby is formed… Let us open your world. pic.twitter.com/7sCy12N4RF
— Doc Ketchum's Saints Row (@SaintsRow) January 26, 2015
@SaintsRow @assassinscreed Safety first! pic.twitter.com/fBlHlitNVz
— Far Cry (@FarCrygame) January 26, 2015
No one had any clue what was happening, but they enjoyed the show.
@FarCrygame @SaintsRow @assassinscreed I don't know what's going on but I love it!!!
— Tired AF (@amartinezkc) January 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/MCRAgentP182/status/559786441962577921
I think I ship it…? What do we call it? VoliSoft? Assasin’s-Row-Cry?