Note from Editor Muaz: After an unfortunate stint working retail during the holiday season, I decided that I would forever more hate Christmas. It was all that shitty Christmas music. If you can’t tell, I’m the office Grinch. If you want to screw with someone’s holiday, get them something atrocious from this Holiday Gift Guide and watch in sadistic glee as they try to choke out a thank you.
TMNT: Out of the Shadows, Recommended By Muaz
Price: $14.99 (Available on PC, Xbox 360, and PS3)
If you actually get this atrocity for somebody, you deserve to be thrown in a sewer. It will literally ruin the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise for somebody. We gave it a 1/5 in our review.
The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct, Recommended By Alissa
Price: $29.99 (Available on Xbox 360, PS3, Wii U, and PC)
Nothing puts you in the holiday spirit like hunting zombies, am I right? Based on the hit Televison show based on the hit comic book, The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct puts players in the shoes of tumblr’s favorite redneck, Daryl Dixon, in this interactive prequel to AMC’s TV drama. While the game received largely negative reviews, fans have a special way of looking past trivial things like ‘AI’ ‘gameplay’ and ‘graphics’ to find what really matters in a video game: Daryl Dixon.
Ride to Hell: Retribution, Recommended By Scott
Price: $19.99 (Available on Xbox 360 and PS3)
Widely considered to be one of the worst games ever made, Ride to Hell is a giant piece of crap. If you really don’t like someone this would be a perfect way to tell them. That, or gather a few friends together and make fun of this game while one unlucky soul has to play it. Turn it into a drinking game. Although choose carefully as drinking to glitches, unintentional humor, or tear stains of the developers will probably give you alcohol poisoning.
Tell them you got them one of “those new consoles.” Watch them cry.
Note from Editor Muaz: Weren’t they just the worst?! Mwahaha. Now if you”ll excuse me, those bastards in Whoville need to be taught a lesson. Alright, jump back to the Holiday Gift Guide intro post to check out our other categories!