"It aimed for the top but got lost and ended up on a snowy mountain. Being forced to endure the cold, this Pokémon evolved and grew fur. It just throws punches indiscriminately. In times of desperation, it can lop off its own pincers and fire them like rockets."
Poor Crabominable is the definition of a sad story. He tried to be the very best, but basically became a yeti instead.