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Behold, Mass Effect: Andromeda’s Breakdancing Corpse

Everyone’s talking about Mass Effect: Andromeda’s faces, sure. But let’s all take a break from the streams of soulless Andromeda eyeballs and Botox’d facial expressions for a minute. Let’s talk about this alien.

This is Unknown. In life, he was a nameless grunt. He probably had no family, no life ambitions. Here, he and I play peek-a-boo with each other, probably the only social interaction he’s had in years.

Mass Effect Andromeda Breakdancing Corpse

 

But Unknown’s life changed that day. Because he died. And in death became way cooler than he ever was living.

Mass Effect Andromeda Breakdancing Corpse

 

Breakdance your way to alien heaven, Unknown. You will be remembered by no one but me.

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