Unicorn Sex (The Witcher 3)
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Video games have a very weird relationship with sex. If you’ve ever seen sex scenes in a video game, it’s like watching two Barbie dolls being awkwardly smashed together, which is weird enough. The Witcher 3 takes that to a whole new level by letting you bone on top of a stuffed unicorn. (Glitter does not come with the unicorn.)
In a flashback, Geralt of Rivia and his love Yennefer of Vengerberg are having a night of passion…which also includes a stuffed unicorn that she has for reasons that aren’t explained and was crazy expensive. In any case, she and Geralt have sex on top of it, because YOLO. Hopefully they cleaned that thing extensively.
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