Breaking Uncharted 4 News: Nathan and Elena are Toilet Paper Under People

Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End is Naughty Dog’s masterpiece and final chapter. It has also brought forth the unsavory truth: Nathan and Elena are toilet paper under people. Yes, I agree, our heroes have fallen.

Taking a nosy stroll around the Drake home, I caught a glimpse of the atrocity in their upstairs bathroom. It offended my being so thoroughly that I forgot completely the fact that Nathan has straight up murdered thousands of people. Perhaps that is its purpose.


Exhibit A: The toilet paper.

Uncharted 4 Toilet Paper


Exhibit B: Here is the same toilet paper, but zoomed in and with a lot of dramatic Photo Mode filters.

Uncharted 4 Toilet Paper

This has to be a mistake, you’re thinking. I thought so, too. Certainly no person that’s discovered ancient ruins and the actual lost city of gold would live their life like this. I went to check the downstairs bathroom, but it only confirmed my fears.


Exhibit C: Here again, we see the paper under. Falling right into the trash. Falling right where that toilet paper deserves.

Uncharted 4 Toilet Paper


Exhibit D: This filter is called Inferno.

Uncharted 4 Toilet Paper


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