Nothing is true…
Just a few weeks ago, a man named Martin Shkreli bought the secret Wu-Tang Clan album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin for $2 million. Shkreli, who some may remember as the guy who jacked up the price of the drug Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per tablet, was arrested today on charges of securities fraud. Shkreli’s arrest has garnered the response you’d expect from a guy who jacks up the price of a drug to an outrageous amount, and him buying the Wu-Tang album didn’t make people like him more. With him arrested, you’d think the authorities would confiscate it, right? Yeah, no.
#Breaking no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album.
— FBI New York (@NewYorkFBI) December 17, 2015
Unfortunate for us, but whoever runs the Assassin’s Creed Twitter found this to be the perfect moment to call the Assassins to arms.
— Assassin's Creed (@assassinscreed) December 17, 2015
Think you can grab the Wu-Tang album, Assassins? It’d certainly be in better hands, and the clause Wu-Tang Clan had said that they could reclaim the album in a heist. They may need some help with said heist…