Yami lies awake at night thinking about how much she hates top hats.
Assassin’s Creed Syndicate is out and Yami wanted to let’s play it for you. Check out this gameplay montage as she finds out she can’t stand Evie, top hats, or dumb horses. But she likes the game, she swears. It’s just that, sometimes, it really feels like Evie isn’t listening, you know? Like when you say “down” she goes up. It’s really all backwards, man. When is Evie going to learn to trust what you say? Probably never. She just does whatever she wants and tramples all over our hearts. Not like Jacob. He’s loyal, even with his stupid top hats.