This Halo 5 Grunt won’t shut up. He is a never-wavering faucet of inane monologue the world never needed to hear; he is the antithesis of Shakespeare. Listen to him, as he describes basic human drowning as if he were unraveling the secrets of quantum physics. Discover his unending river of consciousness, pondering life’s lamest mysteries and literally getting nowhere with them.
This eleven minutes is revenge for every Grunt life you’ve taken. This is how you will atone – by listening to every mindless thought of every Grunt that has ever existed. We present to you Claptrap and Morgan Freeman combined into the form of a Grunt:
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