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Dying Light Takes Over Pornhub and It’s the Absolute Opposite of Erotic

In what might be the century’s ultimate boner kill, Pornhub has an advertising takeover for Kinguin running right now, with Dying Light as the theme. What did you imagine when you read that sentence? Was it this?

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Is this the place for rotting zombies, Pornhub? Let’s… let’s think about the choices we’ve made here. It’s actually missing chunks of its head. That is brain matter that is visible right there. And is that… is that blood dripping from her bellybutton? What the hell is going on, Pornhub? Why is this happening?

And look at the slogan, “Play with everybody.” Why is the “body” bolded, Pornhub? Is this about necrophilia? Pornhub, there are too many questions running through all of our minds right now. What have you done.

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