Yesterday, Blizzard Entertainment’s Diablo 3 turned three, and in order to celebrate the milestone, the developer has added an invasion of cows…lots of cows. A post on Battle.net reads:
“We’ve recently herd rumors of an invasion. Not one of a demonic nature, mind you, for those we are quite accustomed to. No, these rumors allege that townships throughout Khanduras are being overrun by bipedal, bardiche-bearing bovine who are luring weary adventurers to the proverbial slaughter through moosterious orange portals.
There are no homicidal heifers. There is no invasion. And, more specifically, there is no cow level. Anyone who claims otherwise is full of bull and simply milking this terrible prank for all that it’s worth.”
For those unaware, this cowpocalypse is a reference to The Secret Cow Level that was in Diablo 2. This new cowpocalypse started yesterday and will continue until “dusk on May 21.”
Will you survive the cowpocalypse?