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Heihachi’s Bald Eagle
Let’s say you’re going bald. What would you do? Some may embrace the inevitability of their thinning hair and commit to the full Kratos. Heihachi of Tekken fame clearly decided fuck that and went in the completely opposite direction. Heihachi’s best course of action was to take the remaining hair on the sides of his head and turn them into glorious, silvery wings. Heihachi knows he’s old. He knows he’s going bald. He does not give a fuck. Heihachi’s Bald Eagle shows that sometimes all you need is a handful of hair wax before you’re out the door and ready to break someone in half with a karate chop.