Sell Your Soul to Nintendo Satan
Desperate times call for desperate measures. He has many names: the Dark One, Lucifer, Tim. You may call him your savior. To summon him, you need a copy of Wii Music, a blue shell, and Mario’s cap. Also, a chunk of Reggie Fils-Aime’s blood. Not entirely sure how you’re going to get the hair, but if you want that Amiibo bad enough, you’ll make it work. Just a small handful, not enough for him to notice it or draw national attention. At a crossroads, dig a tiny hole and fill the hole with these items, in this order: blue shell, Mario cap, Wii Music, Reggie’s hair. Finally, put a drop of blood on Reggie’s hair. After reciting the fifth psalm of Link’s Ocarina Tune, you will have summoned Nintendo Satan. He will grant you your wish for an Amiibo…for your immortal soul, of course.
