Besiege is the newest Early Access game on the block and it is doing surprisingly well. The game’s premise is all about designing medieval weapons of mass destruction and then letting them lose on townsfolk and their live stock. Interested? Well, here is a sample of some creations you wondrous gamers have made!
Sometimes one bomb is just not enough, Sometimes you need an 8 X 8 grid of them.
Build your own tank? There’s a machine for that.
Simplicity is the best kind of efficiency.
Critical malfunctions in weapons of mass destruction may also end up causing mass destruction.
Yes, that is a penis, BUT the ingenuity to make the testicles into counter weights so the shaft remained true to its mark is erecting my belief that this man is a phallic master.
This has to be the ultimate show of dominance.
Efficient? No. Fun? Hell yeah.
We have confirmed that the Empire, from Star Wars, and North Korea are currently in a bidding war for this design.
To fuck up so badly that you succeed by sheer dumb luck is perhaps the most impressive way to win.
Now you know why construction takes so long in the city. This, and super heroes.