The Game Awards are tonight! Get your top hats and monocles ready, because it’s time to get fancy in Vegas. Ah, isn’t it great that creators are being commended for what they’ve done this year in the gaming industry? You know what’s sad, though? The video game characters themselves will never be up on stage. They’ll never have that Jennifer Lawrence limelight. Here’s how I think it would go down with several of the nominees this year.