The Assassin’s Creed series throughout the years has been packed with murder, prostitutes, and cold-hearted stabby action. But none of these things are as terrifying, as horrendous, as the spontaneous face-deformation plaguing France in Unity. Forget about the revolution, look at this woman:
To be fair, spontaneous face-losing syndrome seems to wreak havoc on Unity’s male population as well. Nobody is safe.
If you’ve witnessed any more cases of sudden head transparency, please send any evidence to Twinfinite. Our medical division is hard on the case searching for a cure, if they ever stop laughing uncontrollably.